Cast of Characters
(In order of appearance)


Trevor
Our protaganist and typical 90's cool kid.


Brad
Trevor's bullying older brother.


Cheryl
Trevor and Brad's mother. Tries to keep the peace.


David
Trevor and Brad's father. Has a troubled past.


Grandpa
Trevor and Brad's dying grandfather. Paranoid of the Japanese. Keeper of the Catohoop.


The Catohoop
Not really a character, but to all appearances an old wooden miniature trebuchet.


Queen Arlia
The Royal Queen of Catohoopia. Kept captive by the evil Mogdrog King.


Tygrador
The Queen's trusty Imperial Transport Beast. Excitable and mentally challenged.


Mogdrog King
The evil ruler of the half-aardvark half-men Modgrogs. Enjoys sandwiches.


Toby
The littlest Mogdrog in the Necromantic class. Nervous around girls.


Mogdrogs
Half-aardvark, half-men. Some use necromancy, some are part of the military. All are dumb.